my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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