u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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