Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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