3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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