guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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