Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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