Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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