Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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