thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
do nipples grow back?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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