that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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