fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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