I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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