wanna go halves on a baby?
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Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I believe in your delicious
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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