Dual....:-)
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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