If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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