Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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