You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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