Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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