Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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