also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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