Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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