I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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