We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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