It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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