I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Randomize
