We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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