yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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