Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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