If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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