she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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