The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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