Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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