champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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