i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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