3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
4 words: hood of his car
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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