just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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