No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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