she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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