Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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