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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
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