I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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