small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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