I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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