U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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