maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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