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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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