Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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