you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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