You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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