You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I will pee on everything he values.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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