Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
