My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he wants to bone in the snuggie
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My balls are so social today.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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