no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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