"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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