glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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