I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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