Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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