In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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