Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You dont lie about slip and slides
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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